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martes, 22 de enero de 2008

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Estimados amigos es para nosotros un placer comunicar que en este año 2008 nuestra humilde chirigota se presenta con el nombre de "LOS TENGO Y LOS PONGO", con un tipo bastante simpatico.
Realizaremos un ensayo general en El bar "LA CRUZ" el sabado 26 de enero a eso de las 4 de la tarde.
Espero que esten todos alli.
Modificado el ( martes, 22 de enero de 2008 )
 
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