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Premio IU Bornos Imprimir E-Mail
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lunes, 04 de febrero de 2008
Es para nosotros un orgullo haber sido agraciados con el fallo del jurado para el concurso: Premio de Izquierda Unida: "Mejor crítica carnavalesca o chiste  a los políticos locales".
Es para nosotros un orgullo haber sido agraciados con el fallo del jurado para el concurso: Premio de Izquierda Unida: "Mejor crítica carnavalesca o chiste  a los políticos locales".
Con la siguiente letra:

 

PASODOBLE 

Bornos no es pueblo de tontos

Y que mejor ejemplo que Vd.

Que el esfuerzo

Del paisano

Lo ha utilizado

Pa convencer.

Y así, (caracol)

La Semana Cultural (caracol)

La hizo gente de Bornos;

Vd. no arrimó ni el hombro,

Pero en la foto sí está.

Ya ve, (caracol)

A mí no me convenció

Con su revista farsante,

Que sacó tras el debate

Y se ahorró la explicación.

Letrado,

Pa mí usted no es el alcalde,

Pa mí sólo es abogado.

Y malo,

Pues no predica el ejemplo

De actuar como hombre honrado.

No callo,

Y si quiere denunciarme

Póngase en lista de espera,

Porque no soporto su

Poca vergüenza.

 

 Gracias a todos.  

Fuente: www.iubornos.tk
Modificado el ( lunes, 04 de febrero de 2008 )
 
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