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Estimados amigos es para nosotros un placer comunicar que en este año 2008 nuestra humilde chirigota se presenta con el nombre de "LOS TENGO Y LOS PONGO", con un tipo bastante simpatico.
Realizaremos un ensayo general en El bar "LA CRUZ" el sabado 26 de enero a eso de las 4 de la tarde.
Espero que esten todos alli.
 

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Premio IU Bornos
Escrito por Administrator   
lunes, 04 de febrero de 2008
Es para nosotros un orgullo haber sido agraciados con el fallo del jurado para el concurso: Premio de Izquierda Unida: "Mejor crítica carnavalesca o chiste  a los políticos locales".
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Ya nos presentamos
Escrito por Blas   
lunes, 28 de enero de 2008

Como muchos ya saben porque estubieron alli,

el sabado hicimos nuestra presentacion para

este carnaval 2008.....
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